every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?